egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

(via allmonds)

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call-me-c-t:

Agent Connecticut

Don’t call me Connie. Makes me sound like a fucking kid. Call me CT.

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halcyonstarfish:

Such graceful creatures.

halcyonstarfish:

Such graceful creatures.

(Source: ruinlion, via hi)

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starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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purpleblimp:

“you’re going to have that tattoo for the rest of your life”

woah

really

are you serious

wow i

i had no idea thank you so much bless your soul

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(via hi)

there’s nothing I don’t love about this photo

there’s nothing I don’t love about this photo

(Source: ladiesofroosterteeth, via achievement-hunter-thats-why)