bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

(via pretendingtocare)

roadsaltedpretzels:

I feel like when the director gets drunk all he talks about is Allison

but not even sad things or mourning her or anything

just casually and drunkenly talking about her

and it’s simultaneously the worst and best thing

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(via achievementkings)

  • me: *wakes up*
  • me: wheres my phone
  • me: *rips off blankets*
  • me: *hears loud thud*
  • me: there it is
itchyboob:

i think about this a lot

itchyboob:

i think about this a lot

(Source: flaggedandremoved, via allmonds)

(Source: seex, via caughtinthegray)

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(Source: sethsummer, via emstonesdaily)

noirbettie:

totallyfubar:

I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious

"We have no fucking idea what is happening but we know SOMETHING is happening."

(via felchingqueen)

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

(via ray-brownman)

silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life

(via felchingqueen)

heavenhael:

theoreticallytrue:

When a stranger mentions my fandom in front of my friends and I

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#THAT ZOOM WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT THAT EVER HAPPENED ON THIS SHOW JESUS FUCKING CHRIST (via dweebdean)

(via featherywingss)